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Our Strength - Your Mystery: fast, absurd, unreliable. What can we not do for you?
Who we were
Our company offers you a wide range of completely unnecessary services.
We are a young, chaotic company that operates entirely on random decisions and no clear structure. We offer you the opportunity to hand over your production to us, or not, depending on our mood. If you’re looking for something completely unrelated, we might still help you... or not. For inquiries, please contact our office, assuming it exists.
Our FailuresWhat we definitely cannot do for you.
Don’t even ask.
Our Not-Services
Not Edit
We will not edit your product at all.
Not Control
We will never perform any quality control for you.
Not Pack
We will not pack anything, not even a little bit.
No Assembly
We will not assemble anything for you, ever.
No Cutting
We will not cut anything, not even a slice of cake.
No Molding
We will never mold anything, not even playdough.